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All burgers come with choice of HOUSE PATTY (grass-fed beef chuck & short rib blend) or IMPOSSIBLE BURGER. All fried chicken sandwiches come with choice of BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN or HOUSE VEGAN FRIED CHICKEN. Make any item SPICY w/ our house spice blend. Choose MEDIUM, HOT or EXTRA HOT.

Order yours as a:

SINGLE: the standard
DOUBLE: twice as nice
SALAD: wild arugula, fennel, red wine vinaigrette or apple cider vinaigrette

 

Prices are shown as:
SINGLE  /  DOUBLE  /  SALAD

 

Vegan options denoted by (V)

THE UNCOOL BURGER

uncool sauce, onion jam, cheese crisp, american cheese, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2

$9  /  $11 /  $13

THE CLASSIC BURGER

burger sauce, caramelized onions, tomato, house pickles, american cheese, lettuce
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2

$8  /  $10  /  $12

THE PASTRAMI BURGER

classic burger + house-made maple glazed pastrami bacon
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2

$12  /  $14  /  $16

THE SPICY BURG

spicy burger sauce, lettuce, tomato, house pickles, onion jam, pickeled jalapeño, american cheese; your choice of medium or hot.
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2

$9  /  $11  /  $13

THE ROLLS ROYCE OF BURGERS

double patty, black truffle mayo, wild arugula fennel salad, gruyere, onion jam
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2

$14  /  $16  /  $18

THE CRISPY CHICKEN #1

black truffle mayo, wild arugula fennel salad, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2

$7  /  —  /  $10 

THE CRISPY CHICKEN #2

uncool sauce, american cheese, house pickles, onion jam
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2

$8  /  —  /  $11

CRISPY CHICKEN #3

ranch, gruyere, caramelized onion, tomato, wild arugula fennel salad, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2

$10  /  —  /  $13

SPICY FRIED CHICKEN

vinegar slaw, pickled jalapeño, spicy mayo; your choice of medium or hot
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2

$9  /  —  /  $12

THE GRILLED CHICKEN SANDO

gruyere, black truffle mayo, caramelized onion, tomato, arugula fennel salad, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1

$7  /  —  /  $10

VEGAN UNCOOL BURGER (V)

impossible smash burger, uncool sauce, onion jam, vegan american cheese, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1

$9  /  $11  /  $13

THE PARTY IN MY PLANTS (V)

impossible smash burger, onion jam, vegan american cheese, truffle island sauce, lettuce, tomato, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1

$10  /  $12  /  $14

THE VEGAN DOUBLE DOUBLE (V)

double impossible smash burger, burger sauce, vegan american cheese, grilled onion, tomato, lettuce
mods: lettuce wrap +$1

—  /  $14  /  $16

THE AMAZING VEGAN FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH (V)

house vegan fried chicken, uncool sauce, vegan american cheese, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1

$9  /  —  /  $12

THE “OH DEAR” VEGAN SPICY CHICKEN (V)

house vegan fried chicken, tomato, pickled jalapeno, vinegar slaw, caramelized onion, vegan smoked gouda, spicy mayo; your choice of medium or hot
mods: lettuce wrap +$1

$10  /  —  /  $14

SIDES

fries $4
onion rings $4
funions (1/2 fries & 1/2 onion rings) $4.50
house pickles $0.50

ADD-ONS

avocado +$2
fried egg +$2
maple-glazed pastrami bacon +$4

SAUCES

uncool sauce, burger sauce, house-made ranch, spicy mayo, yuzu chipotle aioli +$0.50, truffle island +$1, black truffle mayo +$2

LOADED FRIES (NEW!)

UNPOPULAR FRIES

with american cheese, caramelized onion, truffle island sauce
$6

SPICY CHICKEN FRIES

with spicy fried chicken, american cheese, hot chicken spice, pickled jalapeño, spicy mayo; order yours medium or spicy
$9

CHEESEBURGER FRIES

with smash patty, american cheese, house pickles, onion jam, uncool sauce
$8

BREAKFAST FRIES

with pastrami bacon, fried egg, american cheese, burger sauce
$11

ADD FRIES, DRINK AND A HOLOGRAPHIC UNCOOL STICKER TO YOUR ORDER FOR +$8

$1 from each combo purchase is donated to STOMP Out Bullying, the leading non-profit combating bullying nationwide

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Breakfast served till 3 p.m.

VEGAN SAUSAGE SANDWICH

impossible sausage, house herbs & spices, vegan smoked gouda, hash brown, uncool sauce, maple syrup, arugula
$12

BREAKFAST BURGER

smash patty, uncool sauce, onion jam, fried egg, hashbrown, gruyere, chives
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$8

FRIED AVOCADO SANDWICH

fried avocado stuffed with cheese, fried egg, pickled jalapeño, spicy mayo, vegetarian; no modifications, please
$10

BREAKFAST SANDWICH

soft scrambled  cheesy eggs, yuzu chipotle aioli, chives, caramelized onion
$6.50

BREAKFAST BLT

maple-glazed pastrami bacon, arugula salad, yuze chipotle aioli, chili oil, chili flakes, chives
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$11

MORNING GLORY

fried egg, hashbrown, arugula salad, yuzu chipotle aioli, chives, chili oil, chili flakes
$7.50

ALL-IN BREAKFAST SANDWICH

hashbrown, soft-scrambled cheesy egg, pastrami bacon, burger sauce
$7.50

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for kids 89 & younger

GRILLED CHEESE

$5

VEGAN GRILLED CHEESE

$6

PLAIN JANE BURGER

smash patty, ketchup, american cheese
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
 $6

CHICKEN NUGGS (NEW!)

$5

VEGAN CHICKEN NUGGS (NEW!)

$9

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VEGAN MILKSHAKE

vanilla bean $4.99, cookies & cream $5.99, matcha rose $6.99

OLIPOP PREBIOTIC SODA

strawberry vanilla or root beer $3

SANGARIA STRAWBERRY MILK

$3.50

SANGARIA MILK TEA

$3.50

MEXICAN COKE

$3

TOPO CHICO LIME

$3

STUMPTOWN COLD BREW W/ OATLY OAT MILK

$4.50

BLUE BOTTLE ICED COFFEE CAN

$4

MOUNTAIN VALLEY STILL WATER

$2.50

APP COMING SOON

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