All burgers come with choice of HOUSE PATTY (grass-fed beef chuck & short rib blend) or IMPOSSIBLE BURGER. All fried chicken sandwiches come with choice of BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN or HOUSE VEGAN FRIED CHICKEN. Make any item SPICY w/ our house spice blend. Choose MEDIUM, HOT or EXTRA HOT.
Order yours as a:
SINGLE: the standard
DOUBLE: twice as nice
SALAD: wild arugula, fennel, red wine vinaigrette or apple cider vinaigrette
Prices are shown as:
SINGLE / DOUBLE / SALAD
Vegan options denoted by (V)
THE UNCOOL BURGER
uncool sauce, onion jam, cheese crisp, american cheese, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$9 / $11 / $13
THE CLASSIC BURGER
burger sauce, caramelized onions, tomato, house pickles, american cheese, lettuce
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$8 / $10 / $12
THE PASTRAMI BURGER
classic burger + house-made maple glazed pastrami bacon
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$12 / $14 / $16
THE SPICY BURG
spicy burger sauce, lettuce, tomato, house pickles, onion jam, pickeled jalapeño, american cheese; your choice of medium or hot.
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$9 / $11 / $13
THE ROLLS ROYCE OF BURGERS
double patty, black truffle mayo, wild arugula fennel salad, gruyere, onion jam
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$14 / $16 / $18
THE CRISPY CHICKEN #1
black truffle mayo, wild arugula fennel salad, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2
$7 / — / $10
THE CRISPY CHICKEN #2
uncool sauce, american cheese, house pickles, onion jam
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2
$8 / — / $11
CRISPY CHICKEN #3
ranch, gruyere, caramelized onion, tomato, wild arugula fennel salad, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2
$10 / — / $13
SPICY FRIED CHICKEN
vinegar slaw, pickled jalapeño, spicy mayo; your choice of medium or hot
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, house vegan chicken +$2
$9 / — / $12
THE GRILLED CHICKEN SANDO
gruyere, black truffle mayo, caramelized onion, tomato, arugula fennel salad, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1
$7 / — / $10
VEGAN UNCOOL BURGER (V)
impossible smash burger, uncool sauce, onion jam, vegan american cheese, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1
$9 / $11 / $13
THE PARTY IN MY PLANTS (V)
impossible smash burger, onion jam, vegan american cheese, truffle island sauce, lettuce, tomato, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1
$10 / $12 / $14
THE VEGAN DOUBLE DOUBLE (V)
double impossible smash burger, burger sauce, vegan american cheese, grilled onion, tomato, lettuce
mods: lettuce wrap +$1
— / $14 / $16
THE AMAZING VEGAN FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH (V)
house vegan fried chicken, uncool sauce, vegan american cheese, house pickles
mods: lettuce wrap +$1
$9 / — / $12
THE “OH DEAR” VEGAN SPICY CHICKEN (V)
house vegan fried chicken, tomato, pickled jalapeno, vinegar slaw, caramelized onion, vegan smoked gouda, spicy mayo; your choice of medium or hot
mods: lettuce wrap +$1
$10 / — / $14
SIDES
fries $4
onion rings $4
funions (1/2 fries & 1/2 onion rings) $4.50
house pickles $0.50
ADD-ONS
avocado +$2
fried egg +$2
maple-glazed pastrami bacon +$4
SAUCES
uncool sauce, burger sauce, house-made ranch, spicy mayo, yuzu chipotle aioli +$0.50, truffle island +$1, black truffle mayo +$2
LOADED FRIES (NEW!)
UNPOPULAR FRIES
with american cheese, caramelized onion, truffle island sauce
$6
SPICY CHICKEN FRIES
with spicy fried chicken, american cheese, hot chicken spice, pickled jalapeño, spicy mayo; order yours medium or spicy
$9
CHEESEBURGER FRIES
with smash patty, american cheese, house pickles, onion jam, uncool sauce
$8
BREAKFAST FRIES
with pastrami bacon, fried egg, american cheese, burger sauce
$11
ADD FRIES, DRINK AND A HOLOGRAPHIC UNCOOL STICKER TO YOUR ORDER FOR +$8
$1 from each combo purchase is donated to STOMP Out Bullying, the leading non-profit combating bullying nationwide
Breakfast served till 3 p.m.
VEGAN SAUSAGE SANDWICH
impossible sausage, house herbs & spices, vegan smoked gouda, hash brown, uncool sauce, maple syrup, arugula
$12
BREAKFAST BURGER
smash patty, uncool sauce, onion jam, fried egg, hashbrown, gruyere, chives
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$8
FRIED AVOCADO SANDWICH
fried avocado stuffed with cheese, fried egg, pickled jalapeño, spicy mayo, vegetarian; no modifications, please
$10
BREAKFAST SANDWICH
soft scrambled cheesy eggs, yuzu chipotle aioli, chives, caramelized onion
$6.50
BREAKFAST BLT
maple-glazed pastrami bacon, arugula salad, yuze chipotle aioli, chili oil, chili flakes, chives
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$11
MORNING GLORY
fried egg, hashbrown, arugula salad, yuzu chipotle aioli, chives, chili oil, chili flakes
$7.50
ALL-IN BREAKFAST SANDWICH
hashbrown, soft-scrambled cheesy egg, pastrami bacon, burger sauce
$7.50
for kids 89 & younger
GRILLED CHEESE
$5
VEGAN GRILLED CHEESE
$6
PLAIN JANE BURGER
smash patty, ketchup, american cheese
mods: lettuce wrap +$1, impossible smash patty +$2
$6
CHICKEN NUGGS (NEW!)
$5
VEGAN CHICKEN NUGGS (NEW!)
$9
VEGAN MILKSHAKE
vanilla bean $4.99, cookies & cream $5.99, matcha rose $6.99
OLIPOP PREBIOTIC SODA
strawberry vanilla or root beer $3
SANGARIA STRAWBERRY MILK
$3.50
SANGARIA MILK TEA
$3.50
MEXICAN COKE
$3
TOPO CHICO LIME
$3
STUMPTOWN COLD BREW W/ OATLY OAT MILK
$4.50
BLUE BOTTLE ICED COFFEE CAN
$4
MOUNTAIN VALLEY STILL WATER
$2.50
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