All burgers come with choice of HOUSE PATTY (grass-fed beef chuck & short rib blend) or IMPOSSIBLE BURGER. All fried chicken sandwiches come with choice of BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN or ATLAS MONROE EXTRA CRISPY VEGAN FRIED CHICKEN. Make any item SPICY w/ our house spice blend. Choose MEDIUM, HOT or EXTRA HOT.
Order yours as a:
SINGLE: the standard
DOUBLE: twice as nice
SALAD: wild arugula, fennel, avocado dressing
Prices are shown as:
SINGLE / DOUBLE / SALAD
Vegan options denoted by:
(V)
THE UNCOOL BURGER
uncool sauce, onion jam, cheese crisp, american cheese, house pickles
$6.50 / $8.50 / $9.50
THE CLASSIC BURGER
burger sauce, caramelized onions, tomato, house pickles, lettuce, american cheese
$5.50 / $7.50 / $8.50
THE PASTRAMI BURGER
classic burger + house-made maple glazed pastrami bacon
$8.50 / $10.50 / $11.50
THE SPICY BURG
spicy burger sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion jam, pickeled jalapeno, american cheese
$7.50 / $9.50 / $10.50
THE ROLLS ROYCE OF BURGERS
raclette, kewpie truffle mayo, wild arugula, fennel salad, onion jam
$12.50 / $15.50 / $16.50
THE CRISPY CHICKEN #1
honey butter fried chicken or atlas monroe extra crispy vegan fried chicken, kewpie truffle mayo, wild arugula fennel salad, house pickles
$6.50 / — / $9.50
THE CRISPY CHICKEN #2
buttermilk fried chicken or atlas monroe extra crispy vegan fried chicken, uncool sauce, american cheese, house pickles
$6.50 / — / $9.50
CRISPY CHICKEN #3
choice of buttermilk fried chicken, vegan fried chicken or grilled chicken breast, chimichurri ranch, gruyere, caramelized onion, tomato, wild arugula fennel salad, house pickles
$10.50 / — / $13.50
SPICY FRIED CHICKEN
choice of buttermilk fried chicken, atlas monroe extra crispy vegan fried chicken or grilled chicken breast, vinegar slaw, picked jalapeno, spicy mayo
$9.50 / — / $11.50
THE GRILLED CHICKEN SANDO
grilled chicken, gruyere, caramelized onion, tomato, arugula fennel salad, house pickles, roasted shallot mayo
$5.50 / — / $8.50
THE FRIED AVOCADO SANDWICH
fried avocado stuffed w/ cheese, fried egg, pickled jalapeno, jalapeno mayo. no modifications please.
$7.50 / — / $10.50
THE PARTY IN MY PLANTS (V)
impossible smash burger, onion jam, vegan american cheese, vegan truffle island sauce, lettuce, tomato, house pickles
$7.50 / $9.50 / $10.50
THE AMAZING VEGAN FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH (V)
atlas monroe extra crispy vegan fried chicken, vegan uncool sauce, vegan american cheese, house pickles
$8.50 / — / $11.50
THE “OH DEAR” VEGAN SPICY CHICKEN (V)
atlas monroe extra crispy vegan fried chicken, tomato, pickled jalapeños, vinegar slaw, caramelized onion, vegan smoked gouda, spicy mayo. Oh dear, it’s spicy and it’s vegan.
$9.50 / — / $12.50
SIDES
fries $4
onion rings $4
funions (1/2 fries & 1/2 onion rings) $4.50
pickled jalapeños $0.50
house pickles $0.50
ADD-ONS
avocado +$2
fried egg +$2
maple-glazed pastrami bacon +$4
SAUCES
uncool sauce, burger sauce, spicy burger sauce, house-made ranch, chimichurri ranch, roasted shallot mayo, jalapeño mayo / vegan sauces: truffle island, vegan uncool sauce, spicy mayo, yuzu chipotle aioli +$0.50
ADD FRIES, DRINK AND A HOLOGRAPHIC UNCOOL STICKER TO YOUR ORDER FOR +$8
$1 from each combo purchase is donated to STOMP Out Bullying, the leading non-profit combating bullying nationwide
served all day
BREAKFAST BURRITO
soft scrambled eggs, cheese crisp, crispy rosemary hashbrowns, yuzu chipotle aioli
$8
+maple-glazed pastrami bacon $4
+ house beef patty $3
+ house vegan sausage $3
+avocado $2
VEGAN SAUSAGE SANDWICH
impossible sausage, house herbs & spices, vegan smoked gouda, hashbrowns, vegan uncool sauce, maple syrup
$9
THE BREAKFAST BURGER
uncool sauce, onion jam, fried egg, hashbrown, gruyere, chives
$8
make it a double $10
make it a salad $12
BREAKFAST SANDWICH
soft scrambled cheesy eggs, yuzu chipotle aioli, chives, caramelized onion
$5
+maple-glazed pastrami bacon $4
+ house beef patty $3
+ house vegan sausage $3
+avocado $2
BREAKFAST BLT
pastrami bacon, arugula salad, fried egg, tomato, spicy mayo, chives
$6
MORNING GLORY
fried egg, crispy rosemary hashbrown, arugula salad, yuzu chipotle aioli, chives, chili oil, chili flakes
$7
AVOCADO EGG SANDWICH
soft scrambled cheesy eggs, spicy mayo, avocado, chives
$6
+maple-glazed pastrami bacon $4
+ house beef patty $3
+ house vegan sausage $3
+avocado $2
for kids 89 & younger
GRILLED CHEESE
$4.50
VEGAN GRILLED CHEESE
$4.50
PLAIN JANE BURGER
choice of patty, ketchup, american cheese $4.50
VEGAN MILKSHAKE
choice of strawberry, cereal milk, cookies & cream, matcha rose, vanilla bean $4.99
UNCOOL NITRO COLD BREW
$3.50 +oat milk $1
VIETNAMESE ICED COFFEE
$4.50
CHACHA MATCHA GREEN TEA
$3.50
OLIPOP PREBIOTIC SODA
strawberry vanilla or root beer $3
SANGARIA STRAWBERRY MILK
$3.50
SANGARIA MILK TEA
$3.50
MEXICAN COKE
$3
TOPO CHICO LIME
$3
MOUNTAIN VALLEY STILL WATER
$2.50
HOURS
MONDAY – THURSDAY 11:00am to 11:00pm
FRIDAY & SATURDAY 10:00am until MIDNIGHT
SUNDAY 10:0am to 11:00pm
LOCATION
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